A woman from St. Petersburg, Florida was arrested on Sunday after she allegedly chose to fight dirty.
Christine Marie Terman, according to a complaint, grew furious with a guy after his chicken took a dump on her back patio.
According to Pinellas County authorities, Terman responded by getting a pail of urine from her bathroom, walking onto the patio, and throwing the pail of piss on the guy.
According to the affidavit, the bucket struck the victim in the face, hurting him.
According to deputies, Terman admitted to dumping the pee on the man after being read her rights.