Last week, officials arrested a naked Minnesota lady who was masturbating herself in a pickup truck.
According to a probable cause statement acquired by The Smoking Gun on Wednesday, Jennifer Dorit Weber, 35, was “completely nude” when a patrolman saw her laying on the flooring of an unsecured gold Pontiac SUV “digitally penetrating” herself.
The lady, who was in rehab at the time the report was submitted, “was making ridiculous statements and looked to be talking to persons who were not present” and kept masturbating while conversing with authorities, according to the paper. According to the statement, neither Weber’s pants or underwear were discovered in the car, but a metal spoon described as probable drug paraphernalia was.
Officers attempted to get Weber out of the car for almost an hour, but she “was making ridiculous claims and continuing to masturbate,” according to the affidavit.
According to the site, Weber was freed from jail in Blue Earth County after being charged with various offenses, including indecent exposure, drugs possession, DWI, and accessing a vehicle without the owner’s consent.
